Assasin Quest:The most stupid story ever.

It was a beautiful spring day for kicking some asses. I was walking down to the north center. While I was running there some monsters followed me. I was like "What the hell?" and they were like "Rwbrawrjewr!?!?!?!" They attacked me so I could nothing but own them with my shining dual swords. I was like "Zrum" and "Take that you peace of junk". Then I went to have some fun with a strange airplane. It was pretty nice. Anyway back to the quest. When I got to my master I gave him what he asked me to bring and now he told me to go kick some mutant asses. I took the quest, because I wanted to have some fun with those strange creatures. Yeah it was great. After that I was on the way to my stupid, cold and good for nothing home to have some fun in the bed with my wife. Where is she anyway!? Oh there she is. We all felt very happy to be back home.