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Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?




You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember.



Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, I won every hole. But on the little par 3, 17th hole, we both hit right to the green, and we both putted right to the pin.



When I walked to the flag, I saw one putt had overshot, but the other ball had apparently sunk. I didn't know whose it was, so I pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her Spalding in there, and I said, "Looks like your hole, dear." That was the last thing I remember.

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DamnHomework

1.The interviewer asked me why i wanted the job
2.Susan wanted to know if Jim would go to work tomorrow
3.The teacher asked children not to clean the blackboard
4.The children said that they had eaten 5 apples
5.Mother asked Carol to turn off the radio…
6.Peter said that Nancy had bought the tickets

homework3

7)C
8)H
9)F
10)E
11)J
12)B
13)I
14)D
15)G

homework2

1) false
2) true
3) true
4) NI
5) false
6) true

homework1

1)In August, 2000
2)100 grams
3)Pandas mothers re careful and protective
4)About every 2 hours
5)When she s sitting-holds in her paw, when she s on the move-carries it gently in her mouth
6)When they re about 3 months old
7)To eat bamboo,it is steady
8)When pandas re about 18 months old
9)Because they re slowmoving and they spend 14 hours a day eating bamboo