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Car of my dream.

Well a car of my dream is my big stupid fantasy but anyway. It must be red with 2 stripes on the top. The look must be like sport car have. It must fly and glide on water. It will be the fastest car ever. Speed must be more than 500km a sec. In the car will be loads of cool things: coffe machine, beer machine, nice sterio system, burger machine and other cool things. Under the car there will be neon lights. It will teleport to other planets and demantions. It would be the best car in the world. And this car will not need petrol.

News into the blogs.

I’ve had normal week without school. On weekend I was ill, had good time in the virtual world anyway. On Monday I went to the Megazone with my girlfriend and friends. We had there great time and I won. I was on first place and I won free ticket on one extra game. After that I went to the pool on one hour. We play very good. I’ve won three times and lost 1 time. I think that’s pretty good. Well then we went to my girlfriends place, just two of us. She is so loved by me. We watched humor films, made a nice big pizza, well in few words we had good time. On Tuesday I woke up and went to the kitchen. I ate a tasty burger. Than went to the bowling with my class. We played two games and then went to the Viru. I hang out there few hours with my friends Dasha and Karen. After that I went home. Watched TV and chilled out. Other days were boring, i had to do my homework and so my life began to suck again at the second of November.



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Всеобщая декларация прав человека. Статья 1.

Joke with Present Perfect Continuous ;DDDD

Which Is Which?
“That man has been fiddling around for an hour wasting his time?”“How do you know?”“I’ve been watching him.”

Fighting Again!
“You’ve been fighting again! You lost two of your teeth!”“I haven’t lost them, Mum. They are in my pocket.”

I know they are not very funny but anyway ;D normal ;)

Assasin Quest:The most stupid story ever.

It was a beautiful spring day for kicking some asses. I was walking down to the north center. While I was running there some monsters followed me. I was like "What the hell?" and they were like "Rwbrawrjewr!?!?!?!" They attacked me so I could nothing but own them with my shining dual swords. I was like "Zrum" and "Take that you peace of junk". Then I went to have some fun with a strange airplane. It was pretty nice. Anyway back to the quest. When I got to my master I gave him what he asked me to bring and now he told me to go kick some mutant asses. I took the quest, because I wanted to have some fun with those strange creatures. Yeah it was great. After that I was on the way to my stupid, cold and good for nothing home to have some fun in the bed with my wife. Where is she anyway!? Oh there she is. We all felt very happy to be back home.

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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
Last Monday I saw a very cool movie. It's called Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. It's a comedy.
The film is about two guys Harold and Kumar who were flying to Amsterdam to stop the wedding of one woman who were in love with Harold with one man. While there were flying in the plain Kumar came to Harold in the toilet to smoke marijuana. He created a nice new bong. But they were flying to the Amsterdam, the weed capital .So Harold went on his seat but he didn't close the toilet door and a granny saw him with the bong. She thought it's a bomb and he is a terrorist. She screamed "TERRORIST!!!!" and security captured them. So they went to the prison and the fun began.
The main actors were John Cho - Harold and Kal Penn - Kumar, and the other famous actors are Rob Corddry, Neil Patrick Harris.
Everything were so funny: situations, dialogues, music and loads and loads of other thins. The whole film is so fantastic. It's probably the best film I have ever seen in my life.
I can't tell what scenes are the best, because they are all great. But my favourite scene was in prison when they had dinner. A big man came and gave them "cock meat sandwich". That was Hilarious.